Apocalypse Rebate: Spoiling Beauties Makes Me Richer!

Let’s be honest, you already know how this story goes...

A broke nobody gets a cool system that rewards him for simping on ladies.

*Multiple face-slapping marathons later*

He becomes a rich tycoon surrounded by beauties, riches, and probably a few babies mixed in.

So I’m not even going to try claiming this is going to be any different.

But you see, there’s a twist.

What if you were transmigrated into such a story?

Except, unlike the others, this one takes place in a post-apocalyptic world.

A world filled with Mutants, Ghouls, and Dragons with scales impervious to even heavy artillery weapons.

Where nearly everyone Awakens an Ability to protect themselves against them.

And strength dictates all.

While everyone else is grinding and pushing themselves to the brink of death, all you have to do is spend money on a few beauties and gain an absurd amount of wealth in return.

And instead of the usual rich-tycoon routine, this time you have a system capable of exchanging practically anything for money.

Some say money can’t buy everything.

But turns out, it can.

All you need is a system to help make the transaction possible.

Out of luck?

No problem!

Just bribe Lady Luck a few times, and instead of finding a coin by the side of the road, you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure trove.

Facing an opponent that’s too strong?

Easy.

With a bit of cash, the universe might just ‘accidentally’ drop a comet on their head.

Problem solved.

Don’t have an Ability?

Say no more!

Simply spoiling a few beauties will earn you enough to buy a max-level Ability.

And so, practically anything can be exchanged for cash.

At the right price, of course ~which is pretty darn expensive, if I might add~

Well, if you ever happen to find yourself in this situation...

That simply means, you’re me!

A guy who had spent nearly all his life suffering from a sickness that wasn’t even supposed to be possible.

Leaving me weakened and unable to walk properly at night, while having a near insatiable appetite that never reflected on my scrawny body.

With a bleak life, and a timer on my head.

And all it took to change that was a banana peel and a flight of stairs.

One neck snap later...

Boom!

You’ve got yourself a Rebate Transmigration.

Sure, this body might be a bit ~Okay, a lot~ on the plus-size side.

But hey!

With a system like mine, there’s nothing money can’t buy.

And in this post-apocalyptic world...

I get richer by spoiling beauties!