The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
4.3 / 5 ( 50 votes )
SUMMARY
Waking up in another man's body is a classic trope. Lukas Belmont, a transmigrant with a library of webnovels in his head, knows exactly how this is supposed to go.
Waking up as the powerless, orphaned ward in a house of super-powered heroes, with a system interface demanding he get laid to level up? That’s just another day.
He’s the Unmarked son of dead legends, three months from the entrance exam for Halloran Academy. His stats are garbage, his social status is ‘charity case,’ and his only path to power is the Scumbag System.
And the System is a passive-aggressive, trolling interface that offers him reality-bending powers through a gacha mechanic funded by one thing: raising the ‘Temptation Gauges’ of the women around him.
His first quest? It’s to smack the ass of Sloane Fitzgerald—his fiery, super-powered psuedo-sister who sees him as a brother and a pervert in equal measure.
The penalty for failure? A fifty-percent reduction of his manhood. Permanently.
In a California city where heroes are the new celebrities, Lukas must navigate the brutal politics of the super-powered elite, hide a power system nobody can detect, and survive an academy that eats the Unmarked for breakfast. He’s got the meta-knowledge of a webnovel addict, the tactical mind of a survivor, and a system that’s half-tutor, half-blackmailer.
But can an insect with a gacha system really climb a ladder built for gods?
He's about to find out, one humiliating quest at a time.
===
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events, and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated 8 hours ago ]
Chapter List
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules