The Guide to Conquering Earthlings
The Guide to Conquering Earthlings
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SUMMARY
Lan Xi made a mistake during her interstellar travel and landed on Earth.
As the princess of Planet Moyi, she decided to save herself. First, solve the money problem.
So she took out the “Guide to Conquering Earthlings 2003 Edition” that experts from Planet Moyi had carefully compiled years ago –
“Chapter 1 How to Elegantly Make Money”:
“Beginner’s Guide: Find a high-end building, take a broken bowl, and sit there for a day to elegantly make enough money to spend for one day.”
However, after sitting bitterly for a day, Lan Xi didn’t make a penny and was driven away by security guards –
“Don’t sit here begging, President Xie already criticized us for negligence! Besides, it’s not that era anymore, beggars use QR codes now!”
No problem, there’s still –
“Intermediate Guide: Find a luxury car, pretend to be hit by it, lie on the ground paralyzed, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for three months.”
However, before Lan Xi could lie down, a driver got out of the car –
“We have dash cams installed! Move away quickly, President Xie is in a hurry. I’ll sue you if you try this scam again!”
This tactic also failed. But no worries, there’s still –
“Ultimate Guide: Find a rich Earthling, conquer him, marry him, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for a lifetime.”
Very well, might as well go all out and get it done once and for all!
Lan Xi already had a perfect candidate in mind, the boss of the company she begged at on the first day, the owner of the luxury car – Xie Cheng!
Xie Cheng met a strange beautiful woman.
On the first day, she begged at the door of his company;
On the second day, she staged a car accident scam on him;
On the third day, she blocked him in an alley, with a face of great mercy –
“I really like your money, I hope it becomes mine.”
“So I’ve decided to marry you.”
She coughed –
“Are you going to voluntarily be conquered by me, or be forcibly conquered by me?”
[Story background is Earth in 2023 AD]
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1: 01
- Chapter 2: The 02
- Chapter 3: 03
- Chapter 4: 04
- Chapter 5: 05
- Chapter 6: 06
- Chapter 7: 07
- Chapter 8: 08
- Chapter 9: 09
- Chapter 10: 010
- Chapter 11: 011
- Chapter 12: 012
- Chapter 13: 013
- Chapter 14: 014
- Chapter 15: 015
- Chapter 16: 016
- Chapter 17: 017
- Chapter 18: 018
- Chapter 19: 019
- Chapter 20: 020
- Chapter 21: 021
- Chapter 22: 022
- Chapter 23: 023
- Chapter 24: 024
- Chapter 25: 025
- Chapter 26: 026
- Chapter 27: 027
- Chapter 28: 028
- Chapter 29: 029
- Chapter 30: 030
- Chapter 31: 031
- Chapter 32: 032
- Chapter 33: 033
- Chapter 34: 034
- Chapter 35: 035
- Chapter 36: 036
- Chapter 37: 037
- Chapter 38: 038
- Chapter 39: 039
- Chapter 40: 040
- Chapter 41: 041
- Chapter 42: 042
- Chapter 43: 043
- Chapter 44: 044
- Chapter 45: 045
- Chapter 46: 046
- Chapter 47: 047
- Chapter 48: 048
- Chapter 49: 049
- Chapter 50: 050
- Chapter 51: 051
- Chapter 52: 052
- Chapter 53: 053
- Chapter 54: 054
- Chapter 55: 055
- Chapter 56: 056
- Chapter 57: 057
- Chapter 58: A surname
- Chapter 59: A surname 02
- Chapter 60: A surname 03