Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.

Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.

Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?

Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!

Ronaldo: Pah!

Messi: Smug face!

Kaka: ???

Beckham: Watch my flying boot!

Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!

Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!

Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!

Neymar: So what about us younger ones?

Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!